disclaimer:

 we make no claims to be chemists or aestheticians - we are responsible consumers just like you. if we show sensitivity to an item, we discontinue using it - we trust you to do the same. if you have questions about an item or how it should be used, please ask us. soap is for external use only and to the joy of children everywhere, we cannot encourage using soap as a punishment for speaking out of turn or swearing - a dash of hot pepper sauce is much more efficient and less expensive.